Sterek AU: Stiles shows Derek the plan he has set up to get rid of the Nogitsune before it completely takes over Stiles’ mind and body. Derek asks an irrelevant question that is actually pretty important.
Saving family business.
Things you get to do as a fan:
Buy their music
Buy their merch
watch their music videos
request their music on the radio
cry with their selfies
laugh with their interviews
Things you don’t get to do as a fan
choose who they should date
hate on the people they date
act like you own them
be an asshole
WHERE are they getting this stuff !!
‘No,’ said Ron seriously, ‘I mean we should tell them to get out. We don’t want any more Dobbys, do we? We can’t order them to die for us –’
There was a clatter as the Basilisk fangs cascaded out of Hermione’s arms. Running at Ron, she flung them around his neck and kissed him full on the mouth. Ron threw away the fangs and broomstick he was holding and responded with such enthusiasm that he lifted Hermione off her feet.
‘Is this the moment?’ Harry asked weakly, and when nothing happened except that Ron and Hermione gripped each other still more firmly and swayed on the spot, he raised his voice. ‘OI! There’s a war going on here!’ Ron and Hermione broke apart, their arms still around each other.
‘I know, mate,’ said Ron, who looked as though he had recently been hit on the back of the head with a Bludger, ‘so it’s now or never, isn’t it?’
Where’s God in all this? God? God has left the building.
If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now.
Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying.
Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me.
I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-!
Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon…
But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really…
HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-
YOU OVERDOSED ON BACON
Castiel’s Journey from Angel to Human↳ “The grand story. And we ripped up the ending and the rules…and destiny…leaving nothing but freedom and choice.”
for Nic ❤
Read my skin
Dean covered in tattoos, my contribution to this month’s spnartchallenge ^^
Reblogging this again because guys
1. so beautiful
2. zoom in and actually look at all the tattoos omg yes love adore yes